Loud Jammies

Greg: Ben - turn your jammies down!

Greg and I love to hate these jammies.  My mom bought them for Ben in a 2 pack for Christmas (with the other pair being much cuter).  The thing is, these jammies are incredibly soft and since we pretty much think Ben is cute in everything, we feel like he can pull them off :)

And just in case you cannot tell, these jammies say the following all over them:

• ALL natural 
• BFF
• You QUACK me up!
• Quack, quack

And also, the animals are not JUST ducks and cows, they have pigs and horses too - which seems very inconsistent to me.  Why does it not also say, "oink, oink"?

And why am I spending so much time analyzing these jammies?